Daily Archives: May 15, 2007

Dear Mr. Madden,

You may think that I am past these shoes. You would be wrong.


Oh yes, I still intend to own these shoes, even though it has been months since that day I tried them on under the witchy eye of one of your sub-sub-managers. They will be mine, mark my words. My work-study allotment and I are simply biding our time.

Yours sincerely,



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